Strange Dream

Last night I had a strange dream that involved Matt Bellamy of Muse, 30 Seconds to Mars, and Aro as played by Michael Sheen in New Moon. It started at a Muse show. My friend Lilly and I were somehow at a very small gig in London somewhere. We ended up winning a contest at the show, and got to hang out with the band backstage. This was all a huge delight for the both of us, me especially being the huge Muse fan that I am. We ended up backstage and talking to Chris, the bassist of Muse, as we waited for Matt and Dom to show up. Very suddenly, Shannon leto came out of nowhere and started yelling at me about how I was cheating on him. This came as a shock, as I was completely unaware of any relationship between him and I. Matt came in, and greeted Lilly warmly, but completely ignored my existence. This made me very confused. Matt and Shannon then started talking about me, as if I wasn't even there. Apparently I was a cheating, lying, irresponsible whore who left the stove on and burned everything I attempted to cook. Dom finally came in, and upon me asking him why Shannon and Matt were acting so strange, Matt snapped "Oh don't pretend you don't know what's going on!"

This startled me, I had no idea he could hear my conversation with Dom from across the room...

Then it was all revealed to me in a vivid flashback what had happened.

I won't go into details, my brain is still recovering, but apparently I had been with both Matt and Shannon in some awkward, 3 way relationship, and I cheated on them with Aro.....at a strip club.....where he worked.

Yes.

Aro, was a stripper.

A poll dancing, bra and thong wearing stripper.

I woke up in such an awful mental state....

And I still haven't fully recovered.

There are many questions I have like, How did the Me/Matt/Shannon thing happen?

Why was Aro a stripper?

But I try my hardest to not ponder such thoughts...

Its better for us all.